How would you picture your dream home? Would you prefer a rustic farm placed deep in the forest or a penthouse in Manhattan? What kind of an interior would catch your eye? Is it an interior designed to look traditional or an interior which reflect the latest trends? Even though it is fun to imagine the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate business is way harsher and the choices which are offered are often limited and scarce. The blog called “terrible real estate agent photos” reveal how nasty and creative certain real estate listings can get.
Some have a look of a horror movie shooting location while some has excessively unique home décors and some with very silly architecture decisions. Certain real estate agents who post these funny advertisements don’t even care to fix the place before taking the hilarious pictures. The attention given is so poor to a level where certain photos had live bats and pigs playing around the living room and wild horses relaxing in the front yard. The most unbelievable part is that these hilarious photos were actually used to advertise to possible tenants.
If you too wish to see how not to give a crap when putting your property for sale, the below list of funny real estate advertisement fails will give you some wonderful ideas with a bonus laugh or two.
If the weather clears up later I might mow the pool.
#2
Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
#3
Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says “Surprise my coconut”.
#4
A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.
#5
Attention to detail is very important. For example, where the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph.
#6
If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.
#7
You’ll never guess what I just passed on the stairs.
#8
This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar.
#9
Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.
#10
On cold winter nights, there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet.
#11
“I think I’m beginning to see a pattern,” said Holmes.
#12
Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.
#13
After days of waiting for this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole.
#14
A rare opportunity to acquire a sacrificial dungeon simply bursting with original features.
#15
Blog idea: reasons my fan is sad.
#16
Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.
#17
Script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate.
#18
Just as it had the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.
#19
Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30.
#20
That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start.
#21
Tfw you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house.
#22
“Which biblical scene should we paint on our living room wall?” “Satan v Jesus, the arm wrestling competition. Has to be.”
#23
“Have you come to save us, or to join us?“
#24
It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid.
#25
This year, why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of existence?
#26
Advice to real estate agents: Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing.
#27
Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui.
#28
In some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness.
#29
After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704
I am a Business Management graduate from the University Of Staffordshire (UK) and a qualified personnel officer who completed the National Diploma of Training and Human Resource development at Institute of Personnel Management (Sri-Lanka).
Apart from my professional career in the field of HRM, I am also a freelance writer of web and business contents.
