Nadja Buttendorf is a Berlin-based jeweler and artist whose workplace resembles a mortuary. At least, that’s what we’re assuming based on her earring and earrings, which mimic ears and fingers.
Thankfully, they’re composed of silicone and available in several colors to match any skin tone. Nadja creates each one by hand to achieve the genuine feel of human skin, and she seems to be relatively successful. The only decision you have to choose now is who to annoy first.